I’ve learned that the best thing for me to do to avoid the health hazard of a HUGE but stylish handbag is to distribute the weight better…maybe carry it on my head. I know it will look weird, but, just know it’s for my health! And, at least there’s a possibility in the future that the purse I buy will be equipped with a “cute” warning tag! I wonder if they can add a “talking voice” to the warning tags that works kind of like a motion detector…you’d walk up to the purse rack and the warning tags would dutifully start their warnings:
“Warning, entering a hazardous area. Caution, step back and reconsider.”
Maybe they could hire the same voice that cautions you about the “moving walkways” in the airport!
Here’s the story prompting all these interesting thoughts.
I know the warnings for health concerns are not a bad thing, I just wonder howI’ve made it this far in life! Growing up I didn’t have a bicycle helmet, I didn’t own knee pads to rollerskate with, I ran around in the jungles without sunscreen, I ate greasy steak and potatoes and all kinds of other fatty fried foods, …wow, I’m a walking billboard for a hazardous lifestyle! At least I’m well informed on the hazardous handbag I’m carrying!