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 So, again, I was drawn [with the rest of my family] to the TV last night for another “hair raising” episode of American Idol.  What in the world is up with Sanjaya?  Seriously, was it a “pony-hawk”, “mo-tail”, or a “dead-squirrel“?  Here’s what I think happened, maybe last time, when Diana Ross was giving him pointers, she focused on his lack of “dance moves”.  He did try to add a few, but looked like a hip-replacement victim trying to mimic Elvis.  It was just dorky.  Well, maybe he was rehearsing and noticed his hair had more groove to it than his body does and thought, “If I just maximize my wonderful hair-ness…hmmm, a  ponytail, no, it needs to be more radical, a mohawk , no…..hmmmm, I know, I’ll combine them!”  And it turned into the awkward dead animal/ponyhawk/motail version we all were graced with on TV last night.  He did have a little middle part to his song where his ponyhawk bopped to the music in time quite nicely! 

Or, maybe he was influenced by the Saturday Night Live guys who gave us all the fun “synchronized head bopping” skits/movie while picking up chics?  I don’t know, but the whole thing was bizarre. 

My prediction for tonight, however, is that the Mr. Fabio Locks will stay on the show!  It’s all just so… I don’t even know what to say anymore…however, maybe he’ll have a future in more than just as a wanna-be singer – “I can’t believe it’s not butter?” Anyone?  What do you think?

About cakboliv

Born in Cochabamba, Bolivia to wonderful missionary parents, Howard and Maxine Morarie. Grew up in Bolivia, both in a remote jungle village

5 responses »

  1. mattgunn says:

    Wow, what the hell is wrong with this guy?


  2. Stephanie says:

    i sensed that today’s CAK blog would be about the sanjaya coif.

    it was wrong. wrong. wrong. however many times it takes.


    but sadly (and seriously…i might cry) i think you’re right about him staying. what is wrong with the world?!?

    oh, yeah. sanjaya’s hair.

  3. I did not have the pleasure of watching him last night, but I did see him on the news this morning. Donna would say it’s “Cray-zee”. I would have to agree.

  4. mandee says:

    I opt for the dead squirrel descripton. Who let him on stage like that?

  5. optionalg says:

    i would throw up in my mouth.. but i am on a hunger strike until sanjaya is gone

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