Ok, what is this world coming to that first of all someone thinks it’s a good idea to grow the longest fingernails ever and second that you would ever pose “Glamour Shot-esque” with said fingernails and third that when she breaks one of them they make the news?!!?
Here are the stats:
Lee Redmond clawed her way into the Guiness World Records by growing her nails to a total length of nearly 25 feet(7.62 meters) for 27 years without breaking! Lee is from Salt Lake City, Utah…
She’s a proud grandma….can you imagine her interacting with her grandkids? “Come here little Sally, sit on Grandma’s lap…oops, wait a second, let Grandma untangle her fingernails from your hair…ummmm, this is gonna take a while.” Entirely creepy.
There’s so many things that run through my mind – the “how would you do (insert thought here)?” comes to mind.
And can you imagine making a nail appointment for a manicure? “Hello, Bambi? This is Lee, I need to make an appointment to get my nails painted. Can you find a free couple of days to give me a manicure and order the 302 bottles of polish you’ll need to paint my nails?”
Not to mention trying to figure out how she washes her hair, puts on makeup, and a whole bunch of other awkward thoughts.
I wonder what happens when she walks in a windstorm and her fingernails rattle? Gloves aren’t an option unless she maybe gets the finger cut out gloves and spends a couple of hours threading her nails through them.
It’s just too weird!